It all began a week or so ago, when the Wicked Queen who turned Bertie into a frog was taking a walk by the pond in the palace gardens. She stopped by to have a long chat with Colin – they get on rather well you know. Colin asked how her Royal Wickedness was doing, and she started on every such a long grumble. She moaned about the little children who are always leaving their toys lying around the throne room, and Barker the stupid Palace Dog who runs up and slobbers over her hand, even though she doesn’t like animals, and above all she complained about the King...